Sporistics
The Return of Clark and Stanley / Analysis
By Janori
10/10/2013 - 23:19:43
Type: Story adventure
Rating: -0 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
You get a text:"'Heeey, Captain? Long time no sea, eh. Heh, that'll make sense later. Board the lifeboat, our island's only a hop skip away...it's an expression. STAY IN THE BOAT.
You get a text:"'Heeey, Captain? Long time no sea, eh. Heh, that'll make sense later. Board the lifeboat, our island's only a hop skip away...it's an expression. STAY IN THE BOAT.
Win message:
Well, at least the submarine wasn't yellow.
Well, at least the submarine wasn't yellow.
Lose message:
Maybe the submarine should've been yellow. Would that have helped?
Maybe the submarine should've been yellow. Would that have helped?
Acts
ACT 1 : They're...Back?
According to their message, Clark and Stanley's island should be just a boat ride away. And, whadya know? A lifeboat!
According to their message, Clark and Stanley's island should be just a boat ride away. And, whadya know? A lifeboat!
ACT 2 : Ocean Blue
Just relax, and enjoy the boat ride captain! You'll be meeting your favorite immortal alien friends soon!
Just relax, and enjoy the boat ride captain! You'll be meeting your favorite immortal alien friends soon!
ACT 3 : Stranded
Or...not. The boat appears to have stopped chugging. And what's the deal with this wreckage?
Or...not. The boat appears to have stopped chugging. And what's the deal with this wreckage?
ACT 4 : Shark Weak
Sharks?! No, it's your only weakness, besides poorly added plot devices! Hurry, beat them on the noses, before they use your innards as chewtoys!
Sharks?! No, it's your only weakness, besides poorly added plot devices! Hurry, beat them on the noses, before they use your innards as chewtoys!
ACT 5 : A Wild Submarine Appears
Is that a...periscope?
Is that a...periscope?
ACT 6 : The Submarine
The next logical jump would be to talk to Clark and Stanley in person...hop to it!
The next logical jump would be to talk to Clark and Stanley in person...hop to it!
ACT 7 : The Leak
Judging by all the fast moving water, I'd say there's a leak in the boat-and not the steamable vegetable kind! Get outta' there Captain!
Judging by all the fast moving water, I'd say there's a leak in the boat-and not the steamable vegetable kind! Get outta' there Captain!
ACT 8 : The Fin
Well, it was Clark and Stanley. To fulfill universal harmony, they had to die in this encounter. Maybe you guys can catch up next time.
Well, it was Clark and Stanley. To fulfill universal harmony, they had to die in this encounter. Maybe you guys can catch up next time.
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